Confessions of a (wannabe) casting director.

I think I'll quit that.

2008-05-03T14:32:00.004-05:00

I had to learn that posting pictures takes much more time than I thought it would. Currently I have that time but when I'll start my studying to be a nurse (I have no clue what it's called in English ;o) ) in September, I won't have the time to post cute guys every day.

However, you're cordially invited to visit my personal blog (it's in German), I'll try to find another way to post hot guys regularly, but not on a daily basis. You can leave comments in English if you want to, I'd be very happy about every comment! I'll answer in English, too *gg* Thanks for reading and participating (OneOfTwo ;o) ).

I'm off.

Boyfriend of the Minute for May 2nd, 2008: The Cute Guy with the Trucker Cap.

2008-05-02T16:35:00.005-05:00

I'm in full sad mode today, so don't even ask. Cute guy with a trucker cap... I need his faithful eyes in my life. Someone to hold on to.

"Hold on.
We can make it through the fire.
My love,
I'm forever by your side.
And you know
if you should ever call my name
I'll be right there.
You'll never be alone."

[Anastacia - You'll never be alone]

Pictures courtesy of Eastboys.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for May 1st, 2008: Sunny.

2008-05-01T08:53:00.004-05:00

He looks kinda cocky but still cute. Cute enough to celebrate Ascension Day. After the jump there's a picture of him standing in front of a bookshelf. At least I thought it was a bookshelf...

Pictures courtesy of BerlinMale.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 30th, 2008: The religious Hunk.

2008-04-30T12:41:00.005-05:00

See that little crucifix on his gorgeous sixpack? That's why he's the religious hunk. Maybe he just thought it was cute ;o)

Enjoy.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 29th, 2008: Russian Rebel.

2008-04-29T15:42:00.006-05:00

I don't know if he's a rebel, I was just searching for a cute alliteration and this striking scar on his forehead gives him kind of a rebellious look.

Pictures courtesy of BoyFun.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 28th, 2008: Classic Beauty.

2008-04-28T13:54:00.003-05:00

Flawless, cute, great smile.. = Classic Beauty ;o)

Enjoy.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 27th, 2008: Mario at BerlinCasting.

2008-04-27T13:01:00.004-05:00

Time for some German meat: Mario, the innocent looking cutie, age 18- 20 from Berlin. In his case I feel the need to protect him. Sweet.

Pictures courtesy of BerlinCasting, Berlin Male and RealBoys4U.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 26th, 2008: Trey at Fratmen.com.

2008-04-26T09:09:00.003-05:00

Usually I'm not into long hair but this guy is gorgeous, no matter which haircut. I need a hug..

Pictures courtesy of Fratmen.tv.

Most gay couples don't even stay together for one month...

2008-04-26T06:30:00.008-05:00

You, OneOfTwo, Preciosa, Miz K, Aani and 1 Anon, have voted them the 5 hottest guys out of 28 Boyfriends of the Minute:

Namless Cutie #1, Steve D. by Adam Bouska, Caleb, Random Frat Guy and Jeremy Walker.

And now it's time to vote which one of them will be the one who'll be able to take care of me for the duration of one whole month. Just drop a comment and tell me which one of them should win, rate them, feel free to do whatever you want, I'm grateful for every little bit I get :o)

Choose wisely!

Take care, beauties ;o)

Whether you get Boyfriend of the Week or not is now out of my hands...

2008-04-26T05:53:00.004-05:00

Be sure to vote for my Boyfriend of the Month for April 2008!

But also the Boyfriend of the Week Contest has to continue, so this week it's between "Skater Boy Philipp", Blonde Hottie, Mr. Lumberjack, Kiefer Sullivan, Blaise Thomas, The Masculine Type and Cody Clarke.

I'd hit them all... :o) Tell me who you think would be best for me!
Thank you and have a beautiful weekend.

It's a Boy Tie!

2008-04-26T05:23:00.004-05:00

That's the problem with two people voting. And as I don't see my mother (who had to decide last time) until Tuesday, it had to be a tie.

Congratulations, Random Frat Guy and Jeremy Walker, you're now up for the vote for my very first Boyfriend of the Month ;o)

Thanks OneOfTwo and Miz K for voting!!
Cheers :o)

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 25th, 2008: Erik at Corbin Fisher.

2008-04-25T16:09:00.004-05:00

Don't know what to say since I'm drunk.. but this time for a very good reason.. A happy reason :o)

Erik.

Pictures courtesy of Corbin Fisher.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 24th, 2008: Griffin Karr.

2008-04-24T15:46:00.005-05:00

You've already seen him being intimate with Cody Clarke and today he made it Boyfriend of the Minute himself: Griffin Karr. Another cute guy, of course, but the cutest thing about him is his tattoo that's going from his belly to his back:

"No one is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry."

Awww... Isn't that just cute? A vulnerable adult model... I'd never make him cry.

Pictures courtesy of BoyRide.

The Devil Inside: Glenn Conrad Cashin by Lindsay Lozon for Fantastics Mag.

2008-04-24T15:31:00.003-05:00

"Hide your inner demons under some classic looks for spring." Delicious. But please.. don't hide anything, Mr. Cashin.

Visit Fantastics Mag Online for all high resolution pics!

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 23rd, 2008: Cody Clarke.

2008-04-23T15:41:00.004-05:00

You've already seen him making out with Griffin Karr and now here are some solo pics of Cody Clarke. Wonder if those ice- blue eyes are real or colored contacts. They're hypnotizing. I guess they can cut ice.

Pictures courtesy of BoyRide.

Double the Pleasure: Cody Clarke and Griffin Karr.

2008-04-23T15:26:00.004-05:00

A cute skater couple. What more can you ask for? I can't think of anything. Seeing the two of them actually makes me kinda sad. It'll be over in five minutes..

Click here for more pictures of Cody Clarke.
Click here for more pictures of Griffin Karr.

Pictures courtesy of BoyRide.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 22nd, 2008: The Manly Type.

2008-04-22T16:49:00.004-05:00

It's always nice to see someone who's able to look sexy though not being shaved completely. Moreover his eyes and his smile tell me that he's able to take care of me and the children. Meow.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 21st, 2008: Blaise Thomas.

2008-04-21T15:58:00.003-05:00

This is Blaise Thomas. Originally I wanted to make him my Boyfriend of the Minute yesterday, but it turned out he actually had a MySpace so I needed to wait for him to accept my friend request to be able to have a look at his picture gallery. He's quite hot and apparently he just started to do filthy stuff with other men to pay his bills, so I hope he'll do a lot more photoshoots in the future. Can't wait :o)

Pictures courtesy of RandyBlue (1, 3-5) and Blaise Thomas (2, 6).

Girls of Reality TV - One Night at JET Nightclub.

2008-04-21T11:45:00.003-05:00

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it." (American Beauty)

Last Friday, April 18th JET Nightclub at Mirage Las Vegas celebrated the night of the "Girls of Reality TV", hosted by Leticia Cline and Jillian Beyor of "Beauty and the Geek 5", Prancer and Ice of "Flavor of Love 3" as well as Rachael Murphy and Rachel Myers of "Americas Most Smartest Model".

I wouldn't have wanted to be a straight guy at that party. They must have spent a whole lot of time ~~looking at Rachel Myers~~ thinking about grandma's dirty underwear to avoid getting wood. Actually I wouldn't have wanted to be me at that party, I would have ran around screaming hysterically as Prancer, Leticia and Aussie Rachael are three of my favorite girls of reality TV. Jillian looks much better not smiling.

Pictures courtesy of Exposay.com and LocalitesVegas.com.

Guilty Pleasure: Bo Burnham.

2008-04-21T05:28:00.009-05:00

Now that's what I call talent. Bo Burnham is the cutest nerd I've ever seen in my life and he's got some skills! Those lyrics, this keyboard, his facial expressions.. I'm melting.

Enjoy "Bo Fo' Sho'" above and "My whole Family thinks I'm gay" after the jump (be sure to turn the volume down before). I need this guy in my life. Unfortunately he's only 17 years old so I'll have to wait with my proposal.

CLICK: Bo Burnham MySpace | Bo Burnham YouTube Channel.

Credit: DBSlayers.

"Did you poop a virgin 'cause that shit is tight."

"Jack ain't black and Barry ain't white."

"I'm mentally gay, 'cause I blow your mind."

"And the fellas say: "Hey moron, pass the gin.", 'cause I'm an oxymoron breathing oxygen."

"Walking through the garden with food on my feet, picked up the sellery but dropped the beet/ beat. [Pause] And then I picked it up."

"Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings."

Just in case you need some Background Music.

2008-04-20T19:13:00.005-05:00

This time I'll introduce two German acts. Above you can listen to Nneka's "Heartbeat", a wonderful track that's coevally sad because of its lyrics and fun because of its rhythm.

Below it's Kool Savas featuring Moe Mitchell and Senna Gammour performing "Melodie". The lyrics are German but I just love the tune in general so I figured that you don't need to know what they're saying ;o)

Senna Gammour Pictures:

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 20th, 2008: Kiefer Sullivan.

2008-04-20T17:46:00.004-05:00

Don't know what to say about him. He's hot. And I'm tired ;o)

Pictures courtesy of BelAmi.

Shay "Buckeey" Johnson and Cristal "Serious" Steverson on the cover of J'Adore Mag Issue #4.

2008-04-20T10:55:00.005-05:00

J'Adore Magazine is celebrating its 1 year anniversary and the cover girls for Issue #4 are none other than two of my favorite reality TV chicks ever: Shay "Buckeey" Johnson and Cristal "Serious" Steverson.

Seeing the two of them on one cover just made my day. You've just experienced another breathing- into- paper- bag- moment.

Pictures courtesy of the official J'Adore Magazine MySpace.

Whether you get Boyfriend of the Week or not is now out of my hands...

2008-04-19T14:14:00.004-05:00

So here they are, the seven latest boyfriends. I wouldn't want to choose ;o)

Again, feel free to choose your favorite or rate them all, give me more than one favorite, whatever you wanna do, just do it in the comment box (or text message me, in case you got my number ;o) )

Is it gonna be Cameron, Tim Hamilton, Jeremy Walker, Cameron Michaels, Cute Boy, Jared or Random Frat Guy? It's up to you :o)

No more beauty, V.O.T.E.!

An Open Call for your Requests!

2008-04-19T14:10:00.003-05:00

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So in one of the comment boxes (the one with the two comments in it ;o) ) Miss AaniHaan told me to "bring the heat". But not knowing what my dear readers like in men, I'm not quite sure how to define "heat" which made me come to the idea to ask you what you wanna see here, as I want to satisfy my readers :o)

You can tell me names or types of men you like and I'll try my best to find "the heat". For example I don't know what is supposed to be sexy about the six men pictured above, George Clooney to me isn't special, Brad Pitt only looks hot in a few pictures or with Angelina and Javier Bardem, Will Smith, Robbie Williams and David Gandy aren't sexy at all in my eyes. But maybe one of you likes one of them and wants to see more pictures?

Tell me!

Sincerely,
Your Mother ;o)

No more beauty, T.E.L.L. me you favorites!

The Joy of being Bi- Curious: Lauren London.

2008-04-19T13:34:00.002-05:00

This girl is gorgeous. I didn't know her until I found the pics of her in Jewel Magazine on the CutieCentral Blog and I fell in love immediately. The cuteness. Her smile is just adorable and she has done a bunch of great photos, so I figured that she'd be great as Leticia Cline's successor ;o)

Pictures courtesy of LaurenLondon.net and CutieCentral.

It's a Boy!

2008-04-19T11:38:00.004-05:00

With 1 out of 1 vote Caleb is my third Boyfriend of the Week. Congratulations Caleb and thanks OneOfTwo for voting! :o)

Just for you four pics of Caleb I had not posted before... Enjoy.

Pictures courtesy of Fratmen.tv.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 19th, 2008: Mr. Lumberjack.

2008-04-19T11:22:00.004-05:00

Ooooh, white hotness. I need to get to the forest soon.

After the jump you'll find out that he can actually smile!

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 18th, 2008: Blonde Hottie.

2008-04-18T16:40:00.005-05:00

Again no name for this one and I also have to say that I' m very tired. My alarm is ringing in less than 5 hours so I just went with the first cutie I found... But he's cute... Isn't he? BoyFun.com definitely needs to add some more SFW pictures to their free sets, this damn pen*s always stands in the way of having a beautiful softcore pic.

Pictures courtesy of BoyFun.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 17th, 2008: Skater Boy Philipp.

2008-04-17T17:53:00.004-05:00

His name's not Philipp and I have no idea whether he's a skater or not, but I love hoodies and I loved Philipp, so I decided that this guy was going to be named Philipp after 2 of my 3 last boyfriends didn't have a name ;o) Those eyes.... *melting*

Pictures courtesy of BoyFun.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 16th, 2008: Random Frat Guy.

2008-04-16T16:49:00.003-05:00

I'm just too tired to say anything about him. Is he cute? I think he is... but after 2 bottles of sparkling wine I'd even hit Zach Braff. Who's cute... just not hittable... without 2 bottles of sparkling wine... whatever. Enjoy, hookers :)

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 15th, 2008: Jared "Unsure" Roberts.

2008-04-15T18:23:00.005-05:00

Finally I found his Fratmen- Pics again. After my computer had crashed the last time all of his pics were gone but now they're back:

Jared "Unsure" Roberts from "I love New York 2"! He's just too cute and I really rooted for him on "I love New York 2" until he was eliminated. He just needs to get a damn haircut. What is all that spikes all about? Not cute..

Pictures courtesy of Fratmen.tv (1, 2, 6), VH1 (4, 5) and Jared's MySpace (3).

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 14th, 2008: Umm.. Cute Boy?

2008-04-14T16:33:00.003-05:00

Don't know what to name him, but he's just too cute in a boy- next- door kinda way.

Photos courtesy of RealBoys4U.com.

WTF? Scientology advertising on YouTube.

2008-04-14T14:16:00.004-05:00

So I was just searching for some music on YouTube and all of a sudden this ad screams "Get the Facts! Scientology Video Channel!" at me. I clicked it to see if it was just a joke but it redirected to Scientology.org, The "Church" of Scientology's official homepage.

Are they kidding? Is YouTube now owned by Xenu? I need to find an alternative solution immediately.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 13th, 2008: "Mr. Horny" Cameron Michaels.

2008-04-13T10:19:00.006-05:00

Isn't that shirt just adorable? I need this shirt in my life. The briefs aren't too bad either. Or the boy in it. Mr. Cameron Michaels, who'll hopefully do a lot more shootings in the future. After the jump you can have a look at him getting safe- for- work- intimate with Xander Scott. Adorable.

Pictures courtesy of Randy Blue.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 12th, 2008: Jeremy Walker.

2008-04-12T14:17:00.004-05:00

Damn, this guy just screams "strength". And this mischievous look in his eyes.. He sure knows how to get dirty. Meeoww.

Pictures courtesy of Randy Blue.

Germantastic: Sportscheck and Tobi_Boy.

2008-04-11T16:01:00.007-05:00

The top picture is Mr. Sportscheck, below you see Mr. Tobi_Boy from Erfurt.

Unfortunately Sportscheck seems to have deleted his profile already and Tobi_Boy has set that you need to be a Gayromeo User to view his profile but still you can enjoy their beauty ;o)

Sportscheck

Tobi_Boy

Whether you get Boyfriend of the Week is now out of my hands...

2008-04-11T15:47:00.003-05:00

So after my mother had to make the final choice last week, I hope this week the 2 of you will find an agreement.

This time it's between Jackson, Mr. Mysterious, Talan, Derrick Davenport, RoleX, Caleb and Mr. Red Shorts.

It's up to you, don't disappoint me and VOTE! ;o)

No more beauty in this post, VOTE VOTE VOTE!

It's a Boy!

2008-04-11T15:14:00.004-05:00

We have a winner! As I told you, if none of the contestants would be in the lead, I'll ask my mother. And so I did.

Miz K voted for Charlie and James Nichols, OneofTwo voted for Steve and Preciosa voted for the Lake of Lust- Guy, so it was between the four of them and my mother chose Steve because he looked "most reliable, he's going to make you happy for a week."

Congratulations, Steve, you now have the chance of becoming my first boyfriend of the month ;o) And thanks again Adam Bouska for taking those gorgeous photographs and Miz K, OneofTwo and Preciosa for voting :o)

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 11th, 2008: Tim Hamilton.

2008-04-11T14:47:00.004-05:00

Damn, Tim Hamilton has grown since 2000. One of the first guys who showed me their crown jewels online has become a grown man (after the jump). No divine daddy though, as he turns 26 on Sunday (if Wikipedia is right).

Gorgeous body, hold me tight.

Pictures courtesy of BelAmi and Freshmen.

I want to look like that at the age of 42: Stacey Dash on the cover of King Magazine.

2008-04-11T04:35:00.005-05:00

Remember Dionne from Clueless?

Today Dionne is 42 years old and still looks slamming on the cover of King Mag's June Issue that says "We've got MILF!" They do. Stacey Dash actually was the first African American woman I found to be sexy. And how hot does "Aztec descent" sound?

The Joy of being Bi- Curious: Leticia Cline from "Beauty and the Geek 5".

2008-04-10T16:38:00.005-05:00

I can't believe she's really human. She is just the most gorgeous woman I've seen in my life. And having an amazingly cute son makes her even more prettay.

If I had to choose whom to swap my life with, I'd definitely pick Leticia. She even knows Kevin Nash and Ryan Sheckler! Sometimes life is unfair.

Be sure to check out "Beauty and the Geek" to see Leticia and Matt win and don't be shy to visit Leticia's MySpace, there are tons of pictures of her beautiful self, it was almost impossible to choose the hottest ones 'cause they're all the hottest ones.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 10th, 2008: Cameron.

2008-04-10T16:12:00.001-05:00

Hunktastic.

I'm going to bed now.. and I think I've got something to dream of.

Photos courtesy of Corbin Fisher.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 9th, 2008: You don't need a name if you look like that.

2008-04-09T19:40:00.013-05:00

Ooooo, delicious. I definitely need to see more of that hot piece of Eastern Bloc meat.

Pictures courtesy of Eastboys.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 8th, 2008: Caleb.

2008-04-08T19:38:00.005-05:00

So currently I really am into this whole Bi Curiosity- thing (picture- wise), but you have no idea how hard it is to select some of the most beautiful pictures of stunning girls like Leticia Cline or Tila Tequila.

In the meantime I give you Caleb, who somehow reminds me of Adam Brody. Not exactly as hot as Adam, though, but Caleb never appeared on The OC which is an unfair disadvantage.. Whatever.. They're both smoking.

Pictures courtesy of Fratmen.tv.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 7th, 2008: Mr. RoleX.

2008-04-07T14:24:00.004-05:00

I decided that running an English blog while being from Germany kind of pledges me to include some more German Meat, so here we go: This is 21year old RoleX from Berlin.

Unfortunately his Gayromeo- Entry says that he's given, but we still can enjoy hi stunning eyes ;o)

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 6th, 2008: Derrick Davenport.

2008-04-06T17:07:00.004-05:00

I know I'm late since Derrick Davenport is Playgirl's Man of the Year of 2006, but his latest shots (1- 3) are the hottest ones, so I don't feel I'm too late ;o)

McDreamy. Photos courtesy of Playgirl (1- 3) and DerrickDavenport.com (4, 5).

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 5th, 2008: Talan.

2008-04-05T21:16:00.004-05:00

What kind of name is Talan? Too lazy to google it... However he looks beautiful, uniting different influences to one very special look. *purr*

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 4th, 2008: Mystery Hunk.

2008-04-04T19:43:00.003-05:00

It's just one pic and there won't be any other pics of that guy but he's just too gorgeous to be ignored. I wanna be him when I'm grown. *sigh*

Whether you get Boyfriend of the Week is now out of my hands...

2008-04-04T18:33:00.003-05:00

It's that time again, hookers! Do you mind me calling you hookers? It's just that every blogger has some fancy nicknames for their readers and I don't. All the cute ones are already taken, so you don't mind being my hookers, do you?... I knew you'd be understanding :o)

Another week has passed and again I hope there'll be at least one person to vote for my boyfriend of the Week. This time it's between the Lake of Lust Guy, Charlie, Mr. Orange Shorts, Quinn, Steve, James Nichols and That Hot Frat Guy.

And again I'm indecisive, I'm just putting the most gorgeous boys against each other instead of posting some not- that- cute guys to make it easier to chose... Clever much? Hmpf... But in some weird kinda way I really feel Mr. Orange Shorts.

Feel free to tell me your choice or to rank them, with every comment you'll add to my state of happiness, so V.O.T.E., hookers :o)

It's a Boy!

2008-04-04T17:58:00.004-05:00

Congratulations Mister Nameless Cutie #1! With 2 votes you've been voted my very first Boyfriend of the Week, getting the chance of being voted Boyfriend of the Month for April 2008! O happy day... ;o)

Unfortunately I don't have many pics of him on my hard drive, but I'll try my best to find more of him. In the long run 2 people have voted for him. That's all of my readers. He deserves to be sought after.

Thanks Preciosa, Aani and Mr. Anon for voting! You've just become a part of history.

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Finale - Episode 13 Recap.

2008-04-04T17:03:00.027-05:00

Say it ain't so. It's over? Please say it ain't so. I need Ben in my life. Straight or not, I just need him on my screen...

Well, I guess the time has come. "Make me a Supermodel" has ended and it didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. Last night we finally got to know who won a contract with New York Model Management, $ 100,000 and a fashion pictorial in GQ magazine by winning "Make me a Supermodel".

The final assignment for the four remaining models, Holly Kiser, Ben DiChiara, Ronnie Kroell Jr. and Perry Ullmann was to get a taste of what a working model's day is like by going through a series of go- sees, but as America had already voted who was going to win, it didn't make much sense.

Brands as Esprit, People's Revolution and Rebecca Beeson had a look at the models and told Jennifer Starr what they thought about each model. Kinda boring, the only fun thing about it was the Ginch Gonch casting where Ronnie and Ben had to present some sexy Ginch Gonch underwear, pretending to be a monkey. The Ginch Gonchers didn't say exactly what they wanted, so Ben decided to be the silly monkey, jumping around with his banana as if he had gotten no sleep for weeks while Ronnie played some kind of a sexual monkey, using the banana more as a phallic symbol. Surprisingly the Ginch Gonch Guys were more impressed by Ronnie. His statement about not being uncomfortable with other guys touching him probably helped a lot. I don't wanna know how all the other Ginch Gonch models got their appointments.

Perry seeemed to be really annoying by constantly talking "over me, talking about himself and what he knows" (Anita Bitton - Establishment Casting) and Holly came across as "being adorable but also being in desperate need of voice lessons." (Linda Godlove - Godlove Casting)

Later that day the models had dinner with Jennifer Starr and Jessica Stam. Does anybody know Jessica Stam? Holly apparently does as she claims to be "her biggest fan", actually knowing that Jessica is from Canada and is in the fashion industry. Wow. That's some shocking information. Personally I don't know her, but as Perry said "I don't know her name but she's gorgeous." And even Ben seemed to have a little crush on her. That's when she lost me. Hooker. Currently I love calling every chick I don't like a hooker.. Thanks do Destiney Moore. She's my hooker...

Next up was a meeting with GQ at GQ's Condé Nast office. As one of the aspiring models would get a pictorial in GQ Magazine they put them all in outfits they had already set up to see how they fit and if the boys (and the tomboy) feel comfortable wearing it. Perry didn't seem to fit into the suits he was supposed wear because of his "difficult fit and his broad shoulders" and Holly just didn't look sexy. PERIOD. They should've kept it that way. In one Lacoste dress she put on she looked kinda cute, but that was it. And just because of that one dress, all of a sudden they were impressed. She still looked like a boy with a stuffed bra to me.

Ronnie delivered by looking great in the Ralph Lauren outfit GQ had chosen for him and Ben "was really fun, having so much personality" but unfortunately was a litte stiff when taking the polaroid.

Back home the finalists got to know that some surprise visitors were on their way to their New York home and the first surprise we got to see before the break was April, Ben's wife. Did I want to see her? HELL NAW! I think she's a cute a cute girl and she even replied to my message on MySpace, but I just don't want to like her since she is the chain that bonds Ben to heterosexuality. Holly's comment same as Ben's reaction were priceless.

Holly: "Divorce papers!"
Ben: "Wuzzzuup!"
April: "I missed you so much, I love you Baby."
Ben: "Loveya2, welcome to New York!"

So April was crying her ass off and the first thing Ben shows her is his "Bronnie"- Shirt he got on the (most boring) reunion show (ever), telling April that Ronnie "is his boy." You know he is, sweetheart, you know it.... April continued to tell Ben that she's "ready for everything to be over and for it to be normal again", but what she didn't know was Ben's plans about moving to New York. Not having seen the reunion sucks, doesn't it? And if all that wasn't fun enough, there comes Ronnie, trying to get them socializing, getting to know April aka The Obstacle. "Awkwaaaard." (Ronnie)

Being single (and happy about it) Ronnie had his adorable Mom visiting, Holly got her fiancé Ray and guess who was coming to see Perry? ~~Britney~~ Amanda! Remember Amanda? The chick that "cuddled" with Adnan Ghalib while her boyfriend was trying to build a foundation for their future? Everybody.... 1, 2, 3.... HOOKER! Unfortunately, dick- driven Perry got hypnotized by Medusa very soon and they reunited. being girlfriend and boyfriend again. I think they deserve each other.

Next I had some weird déja- vù: GROUP HUG! Remember Christian, Rami and... wait... damn, what was her name... Jillian! (thanks Google) group hugging again and again? So annoying. Maybe it's just my desperate need of some physical relationship.

So the time had come, Ronnie, Ben, Holly and Perry had to leave their home of three months, taking away three months of everlasting memories. "We've had so many great times in this room. (You know you did, those bitch*s at BravoTV just edited it out), I'm gonna miss goin' to bed every night and just calling over to Ben..." (Ronnie) What am I supposed to say? Going to bed every night, calling over to some low resolution pic of Ben.

One last time the four finalists had to prepare their catwalk and I actually got teary eyed. And getting teary eyed is not easy when you're stopping the show every 30 seconds to take another screencap. But I did.

Finally it was time for the ultimate decision. "Perry and Holly, one of you is about to leave the catwalk.... Perry, we can not make you a supermodel." Yay.

"Ben and Ronnie. The bromance is over. One of you is going to leave the catwalk right now.... Ben, we can not make you a supermodel." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alrighty, so Ronnie has to win to pay our Hawaii home....

"Ronnie and Holly, one of you will be made into a supermodel....... Holly, America has made you into a supermodel! Congratulations!" What the...? What... I mean... what??? America, I thought we were friends? Ah hell naw....

Ronnie didn't even get the chance to say goodbye appropriately as everyone already celebrated Holly's victory the same time all my dreams of moving to Hawaii with Ben and Ronnie were destroyed. Don't know what to say. I dreamed the gay dream until the very last minute and then... *poof*. Argh.

Nevertheless I really enjoyed that show and I am more than glad that I didn't miss one single minute, this bromance was something I needed in my life, inspiring and joyful as it was, making me smile at least once a week. Maybe there'll be a second season and Bronnie, being the two contestants who had improved the most, will be involved in some kinda way?

I'll definitely be watching. I'll miss you.

The Bromance is over.

2008-04-04T06:34:00.004-05:00

Holly Kiser won "Make me a Supermodel". I'm disappointed. I really thought Ben could take this home. At least Perry didn't win. Now Amanda can try to get some money out of Adnan. Hooker.

I'm off to work, recap is going to follow tonight. Have a nice day :o)

A Shot at Hot Muscle Action: A Shot at Love 2 Trailer!

2008-04-03T19:26:00.005-05:00

Although last season Tila did almost everything wrong she could (chosing Bobby, not chosing Dani, Amanda or Ryan; keeping Domenico around long enough to get him his own show...) I'm still excited about the second season of "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" and hopefully this time she'll ~~chose Dani~~ keep the hot ones around longer than last time.

I am interested.

The Return of the Heroines.

2008-04-03T19:19:00.002-05:00

I didn't know that a female hero is a "heroine".. Thanks Online Dictionary.. This word is fierce. As the heroines of my youth are: Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte. Samantha's standing next to them, too.. I never was a big fan of hers. However I'll tolerate her since she's the one who introduced us to the Absolut Hunk.

I just needed to post this as Sex and the City is still my religion. Tomorrow I'll post some naked hunks again.. Promise ;o)

Thanks again, DListed.

It's actually 4 Minutes and 6 Seconds.

2008-04-03T19:17:00.004-05:00

[As that video is deleted again and again on YouTube, you'll probably have to search for it yourself ;o)]

Just in case you need some (new) background music: One of the two hottest Ex- N'Syncers and the hottest 49year old chick on the planet have released their new video.

I love it. Although there's no second Nipplegate. Thanks DListed.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 3rd, 2008: Jackson.

2008-04-03T18:33:00.003-05:00

Those hypnotic eyes are close to the edge of being psychotic in some of his pictures, but the imagination of somebody out there treating his laptop like that just warms my heart.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 2nd, 2008: My future Body.

2008-04-02T16:51:00.004-05:00

Young man doesn't really seem to know how to smile but he still looks cute in some very insecure kinda way... And that body is just the body of my dreams... Reminds me of going to the gym more often.

Pictures courtesy of Playgirl and Freshmen.

Boyfriend of the Minute for April 1st, 2008: James Nichols.

2008-04-01T20:26:00.003-05:00

Welcome to a new month! Hope all is well with my 2 readers :o)

So this is Jason, one of my all time favorites whom I have tons of pictures on my hard drive which always makes it hard to chose the cutest ones. But this site being safe for work made the choice a lot easier ;o)

Worship that gorgeousness. Pictures courtesy of Englishlads.com.

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 31st, 2008: Steve by Adam Bouska.

2008-03-31T17:23:00.003-05:00

As I am in romantic-/ sentimental mode today, there's just a pic of a gorgeous guy aka one of my future husbands, posing with a cute dog aka one of my future children. His name is Steve and the picture is courtesy of Adam Bouska.

Since I haven't introduced Adam Bouska here, I guess it's time to so: Adam Bouska MySpace, Adam Bouska Homepage, Adam Bouska Blog.

And this is Adam Bouska. I'm sweating. Again.

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 30th, 2008: Quinn.

2008-03-30T17:45:00.004-05:00

I'll always love me some Abercrombie & Fitch. One day I'll fill my shirts like Quinn, too..

*sing*daydreams, all that beautiful daydreams*/sing*

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 29th, 2008: Mr. Orange Shorts.

2008-03-29T20:52:00.005-05:00

I'm drunk and tired. It took me 4 tries to enter my password. So here's to my current boyfriend of the minute, don't know whether he's cute or not since I see things exceptionally blurred.

Mr. Orange Shorts. Gotta have some self esteem to wear this kind of underwear.

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 28th, 2008: Charlie.

2008-03-28T19:07:00.003-05:00

This hot piece of humankind definitely looks like he could protect me. Damn... I feel protected by looking into his eyes.

Pictures courtesy of Corbin Fisher.

They're sharing panties at Randy Blue.

2008-03-28T18:56:00.005-05:00

So here's Akoni, one of my past Boyfriends of the Minute, and some other guy, both being photographed for Randy Blue.

Guess whose ass it is ;o)

P.S.: Nameless Frat Guy #1 and Nameless Cutie #2 have been updated.
P.P.S.: Don't forget to vote for my Boyfriend of the Week!

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 27th, 2008: Lake of Lust.

2008-03-27T19:39:00.002-05:00

Again I'm getting this long lost feeling of summer. I so need the temperatures to rise, I AM READY!

Photos courtesy of Eastboys.com.

And don't forget to vote for my Boyfriend of the Week :o)

Lickalicious.

2008-03-27T18:10:00.011-05:00

Vince Azzopardi's 5 reasons to believe. Beautiful.

Tyler Devin makes me sweat.
We Love Guys.

Niwdenapolis: They're "In your Room". Not in my room, obviously.

The limpid blue eyes of
Mr. Andrew Stetson. Age
Appropriate.

Fabian Hambuechen's new website. A cause des Garcons.

Whether you get Boyfriend of the Week or not is now out of my hands...

2008-03-26T18:45:00.005-05:00

..it's up to the readers to decide who can not be made into a possible Boyfriend of the month.

Well, since this blog is online for about a week now, I guess I'll have to vote alone, but I love the idea of voting boyfriends of the week, later boyfriends of the month and somewhen my very first boyfriend of the year.

Just in case there are readers already: I'm too lazy to figure out how to embed an actual poll, so if you're willing to vote, just post a comment who you think is most sexy. If you're indecisive (like me), you can give points to them, feel free to do anything you want, I'll get a result out of it ;o)

Will it be Nameless Cutie #1, Cody Cummings, Nameless Frat Guy #1, Nameless Cutie #2, Chris, Akoni or the Pizza Delivery Guy?

Next week I'll find out all of their names ;o) Vote, fans!

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 26th, 2008: Pizza Delivery Guy.

2008-03-26T18:15:00.003-05:00

If he really is a pizza delivery guy I need to know the delivery service he's working for and their number. However if I was him, I'd quit that day job.

P.S.: Past weeks boyfriends Chris and Nameless Frat Guy have been updated.

If only I was straight: Candace "Black" Cabrera.

2008-03-26T18:03:00.003-05:00

Being gay doesn't mean one can't acknowledge the beauty of a woman. Personally I have a passion for those girls who in Germany are considered to be "ghetto", in the US I guess it's kinda pornesque- stripperish- sluttly style. If I was a chick I'd most definitely look like a pornesque stripper slut.

So meet Candace Cabrera, one of the 4 new contestants of "Flavor of Love 3". On that show she'll be named "Black" and different sources already "revealed" that she's the winner of the show, however there was no evidence, just some "insiders" who said so... So who knows?

Be sure to check out Candace' MySpace.

P.S.: Past weeks boyfriends Chris and Nameless Frat Guy have been updated.

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 25th, 2008: Akoni - Brett - Jarrett Rex.

2008-03-25T18:28:00.005-05:00

Obviously there aren't three different guys. There's just three different names. The MTV name, the Playgirl name and the Randy Blue name. I'll call him Akoni since that's what he was introduced to me first, being on MTV's "Parental Control" where he tried to win Tatianas heart, being the sweet Hawaiian guy who can play the ukulele half naked. I fell in love.

Apparently he has been on MTV's "Next" and "My Own", too, and there was a guy named Akoni on MTV's "Exposed". Don't know how many Akonis are out there. I haven't seen the episode yet.

So he decided to carry his acting/ modeling career forward and did... gay porn! It's kinda weird to see the guy who played the ukulele and sang some schmalzty song to it sticking a dildo in his a*s, but he still is cute as hell.

Horny 'bout the Weirdo: Seraphim Shock's Charles Edward.

2008-03-24T19:09:00.004-05:00

As the two of you reading might know, I'm a huge fan of reality TV. Consequently I am watching "Rock of Love" regularly. This week Bret Michaels invited the exes (and one BFF) to find out more about the 5 remaining chicks and Daisy DeLaHoya's ex was just gorgeous.

That hair, that face, that outfit, that physique... For a few minutes I wasn't paying attention to anything else than Charles Edward. Emolicious. *purr* Sobering reality shows that Mr. Edward looks horrible when performing with his band Seraphim Shock (Homepage/ MySpace)

Below you can take a look at Daisy DeLaHoya, Oscar DeLaHoya's niece and now one of the final 4 contestants on "Rock of Love 2". I am thinking about adding some trannylicious female hotness to this blog regularly.

Boyfriend of the Minute for March 24th, 2008: Chris.

2008-03-24T19:00:00.006-05:00

He reminds me of last summer. I need to get outdoors real soon... Only the snow has to melt away. Feel the breath of fresh air.

Photos courtesy of Playgirl.

When Chris is not hanging solo in his tent, he also loves to chill outdoors with some of his buddies updated ;o)

Under construction or what?

2008-03-24T15:53:00.007-05:00

If there's any visitors: My Flickr Account is gone. Don't know where, Flickr hasn't answered my help mail yet, so currently most of the pictures are missing, since I've uploaded them to Flickr and this blog accessed them there.

At the moment I am searching my hard drive for all the pictures that are gone, they will be back online until tomorrow. I am sorry, please visit again in a few hours. My face still looks like Christians face (above).

:o(

2 hours later.
We're back on... If the substitute account disappears as well I am going to sue the "Flickeroonies" asses.

Current Boyfriend for March 23rd, 2008.

2008-03-23T18:05:00.005-05:00

Today I took a shower, too. We are soulmates.

Awww updated.

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 11. Recapped.

2008-03-23T14:38:00.024-05:00

Take that! *planlaugh*muahahahaha*/planlaugh* I miss Phoebe Buffay so much. What was my post about?... Oh right... The MANGINA! It's also about everything else that happened on Episode 11 of Make me a Supermodel, but that MANGINA. Man...

But we're not there yet. First Shannon had to be eliminated. Although she "knew she had more right to be there than Ronnie did." Seems like the Shan doesn't know much. And again I was applauding my ass off. Seems like me and "America" do think alike a lot, Ben and Ronnie made Top 4 and that was all I was asking for. Yay!

Hollys face was priceless, now being the most feminine out of all the boys obviously pissed her off. But soon she realized that she's "becoming a boy now." I told her before. She didn't listen. MANGINA!

The shock didn't last that long because Tyson decided to bring in one of his friends and there she was. A black girl in a fancy outfit, looking cute. I was like "Oh great, another one of Tysons stupid dates pretending to be a professional model..." I didn't realize that it was Naomi Campbell until her name was shown on the screen. Didn't look much like her. However she looked gorgeous, her hair even flew in a windless room. I got a little jealous when Ben told everyone that she smelled great. You haven't smelled my armpits yet, honeyhunk. *planlaugh*ewww hew hew hew hew hew*/planlaugh*

Their last photo assignment was about the natural elements, earth, air, water and fire that they had to portray completely naked. MANGINA is on her way. Holly didn't really like the idea of being naked in front of the boys because "they're just little perverts." Come on, butch, as if any of them would look at you. Ben and Ronnie aren't interested in boobies and Perrys soon to be ex girlfriend suck*d Adnan Ghalibs di*k. She's better than Holly Kiser, Holly Kiser...

Then there was some strange situation when the photographer wanted Ben to get naked. "I need to cut your underwear off." This guy didn't seem to have much of a plan how to remove underwear without destroying it. Either he's been wearing his own underwear for years now or he's just used to some very expensive lifestyle, cutting his underwear every night before going to bed. I can just guess that they had already put the make- up on.... Bens legs... ??? Kinda MANGINA.

Matthew Rolston, photog of the day, really seemed to like Ben. He praised his "strong male power in combination with sensuality, his willingness and collaborativeness" and told that "pretty much every shot they had done had been incredible." That's what I needed to hear. My boy finally comes out of his shell. Naked.

Holly was "fire". First pictures of her were taken, than this burning doll head was photographed to photoshop the pictures to one later. It took me some time to realize that it wasn't Holly burning, the doll had almost as much personality and sass as Holly.

After expressing concerns about Hollys body (I had concerns too, the body just doesn't look like a real man) it was MANGINA time! See picture at the very top. And no one explained why Perry had to tuck his di*k. Again I can only guess and this time my explanation would be Perry being a little too excited. Knowwhatimean... Happiness showing in the wrong areas... at the wrong time... or something like that. However Perrys physique was amazing, ignoring MANGINA he almost looked hot.

Ronnie Mark Rolston described as "masculine grace at its finest" and "the god of the wood" (portraying "earth", posing with some brushwood) so it was Hollys time to show her amazingly funny side: "Ey Ronnie. Got wood?" *yawn* Well... I guess that was funny, but I already heard that joke from Bart Simpson, so it was just another lame Holly moment.

Later Matthew Rolston held a vernissage at his gallery, showing the best images on big screens to the whole Make me a Supermodel panel and other important people. They all got to see MANGINA. I don't like Perry but kudos to him for not running out of the gallery crying and screaming like a little girl whose diary just had been read in front of the whole class. MANGINous.

The catwalk assignment was to work 3 winning looks, including everything the wannabe supermodels had learned yet. Again the judges brought someone to help them out with their walk and I was so hoping to see Miss J., but MMASM and ANTM are not criss- crossing. MMASM and Project Runway do. So there was MANGINA! I mean FEROCIA COUTURA! I mean Christian Siriano! I was jumping on my chair like a little kid on a bad sugar trip, the gays were finally taking over the whole show!

Christians comments, Christians faces and Christians body language were ferosh as usual, the only thing I didn't like was his advice to Ronnie, who looked like "trying to win Miss America." It was "Just be more straight!" What?? That out of Ferocias mouth? The last thing we wanna be is straight... MANGINA! I still love Christian. Is he available?

In the end no one was put up for the vote, "who of you will win Make me a Supermodel is now out of our hands." So next week there'll be the final episode? I thought another ~~Holly~~ contestant would be eliminated first... I almost had tears in my eyes when they were talking about "what a trip to get here" it had been, so many beautiful memories (is memories a countable noun?), I don't want it to end! *sniff*

So be sure to check out next weeks episode of Make me a Supermodel, I'm not quite sure whether it'll be the final episode or if there'll be a recap of the previous episodes, I just want Ben to win so bad. He'll be able to buy a love nest for him and Ronnie! And a pool house on the same property where I can move in. Ben, if you're reading: I'd prefer Hawaii. But I'll leave the decision to you.

Sorry April, I'm just daydreaming, listening to "Bad Girl" by Danity Kane in infinite loop, having my third beer, wearing sunglasses at night. Literally. Don't let it be over so soon...

Current Boyfriend for March 22nd, 2008.

2008-03-22T18:40:00.007-05:00

He's just looking gorgeous in every single picture updated.

I can't stop it updated.

Talent can advance sex appeal. Much.

2008-03-22T17:33:00.009-05:00

After not having been to a cinema for months now, today me and my mother got to watch "Die Welle" on the big screen. "Die Welle" is inspired by Morton Rhues "The Wave", portraying a teacher who is trying to disprove the thesis, that it's not possible to repeat something like National Socialism, since we know better now. Amazingly impressive movie. [German Trailer here]

But above all there are some amazingly impressive slash cute actors in that movie. Above you see Max Riemelt, who is even prettier in moving images than in stills, below you can take a look at Frederick Lau. He doesn't seem that cute at first sight but once you've seen his acting skills there's no other way than falling in love.

The third hot guy, Elyas M'Barek unfortunately didn't approve my friend request yet and set all his pictures on MySpace private, but I'll add some as soon as we are friended ;o)

Current Boyfriend for March 21st, 2008: Cody Cummings.

2008-03-21T18:16:00.007-05:00

Ooooh, I'm sweating... Cody Cummings proving that hair does not necessarily has to be nasty.

Current Boyfriend for March 20th, 2008.

2008-03-20T17:36:00.006-05:00

Divine Daddy: Peyman Amin.

2008-03-20T16:29:00.007-05:00

So here's my first old man- obsession: Peyman Amin, judge on "Germanys Next Top Model" and agent of IMG Models, 36 years old. 20 years older than my latest guilty pleasure. But equally hot.

It's innocent naivety versus grown experience. Such a hard choice.

Guilty Pleasure: Benjamin Herd.

2008-03-20T15:25:00.003-05:00

I know it's wrong. This is Benjamin Herd, contestant on "Deutschland sucht den Superstar" (German Idol). He's 5'3 tall, 121 lbs... and he's 16 years old. I guess I'll have to wait.

Click here to watch him perform "Ich kenne nichts" by Xavier Naidoo, click here to watch his introduction. He considers himself a new blood playboy who'd die if his chick won't prepare his meal. P.I.M.P. alert.

This is too much.

2008-03-19T04:50:00.008-05:00

Yesterday I found this video of Ben and April DiChiara on YouTube. It's a slide show of photos of the two of them, accompanied by a beautiful song I don't know. The video quality is bad, but you get an idea. I'm melting. Again. For once I won't say anything against that marriage. Although the pics would be two times as cute replacing April with Ronnie. Oh no, I still did it... I can't help it.

If you can take more of all that gorgeousness, visit Bens picture- filled MySpace.

Another *breathing into paper bag* moment.

"Make as much money as you can and get the hell out!"

2008-03-15T18:08:00.005-05:00

Tyson Beckford being interviewed by "About Reality TV"... Seems like he isn't too eager to be part of a possible second season ;o)

"I'm like a rebel and for me, it's like working for corporate America, which I'm not used to doing."

" Me, I'm not really so concerned with good TV."

"Did you get any tips from Tyra Banks? Did you talk to her about this show at all?
-No. What I need tips from her for?"

Click here to read the full interview.

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 10. Recapped.

2008-03-14T15:45:00.014-05:00

[Last hug?]

[To get to all of my screen captures, click here.]

So for weeks now I've been waiting for the gay romance on "Make me a Supermodel" and it's just not happening. And then they put Ronnie and Ben in the bottom three? Damn, was I pissed... But I knew that Casey didn't have a s*it on my two sweet cuddling bears. So he got auf'd. And as if he knew it he proved his strange sense of fashion by wearing an "I was hired for my looks"- shirt. Did he get that joke right? It doesn't make sense on you, honey. And this Napoleon jacket? Auf Wiedersehen..

So Ronnie and Ben both were safe and having diagnosed, that they are "their own worst obstacles" (oh yes you are, Mr. and Ms. Uptight) I thought now it's really time for a kiss. And I am talking about french kissing. Tongue all over the place. Saliva. Gay passion! And what did they do? Hug! Ugh. There's just too much composure, you really are your own worst obstacles.

Before they left the runway Cory told Ben that in his eyes America made the wrong decision this time. Ouch. Last time they didn't even discuss that question. Mean man. So Perry lost his last roommate. Trying to play nice he looked awful. And then Holly was complaining about "Ronnie getting an attitude lately" just after pretending to shoot the boys one after another and talking about how much "the girls" dislike "the boys". What's their problem? Are they jealous because they have not found true love in this competition? So immature.

[The proud face.]

Introducing the next challenge Tyson talked about "traveling around the world as a model" and stuff like that and I was completely excited where they were going to go. Maybe to the Carribean, doing some naked photoshoot at the beach? Or to New Zealand, doing some naked photoshoot at the beach? Or to Cyprus, doing some naked photoshoot on the beach? Or to Russia, doing some naked photoshoot on the... ummm.. Red Square? And then Tyson announced they're going to.... *drum roll*..... New Orleans. Pfffffffffft. Well.. you can get naked in New Orleans, too.. I guess. At least it's Bens hometown so he gave his happiest smile in a long time.

After that "huge surprise" Tyson wanted to talk to Perry and again it was about his girlfriend Amanda making out with Adnan Ghalib. Who wants to know about Perry Ullmanns private life? Ben is having much more difficult issues not knowing how to tell his wife that he's gay, but Tyson is not talking about that. And you know why? Because his wife is not Adnan Ghalib! Dayum.. Inside Perry probably was excited because Adnan and his girlfriend met at Perry house, so Britney Spears' boyfriend has been to his house and his house has been on the National Enquirer.

Arriving at Hotel Monte Leone and getting to their rooms Perry instantly claimed the single bed so Ronnie and Ben were forced to sleep together in one bed. Yeah right. They just edited it that way. Later Perry revealed the truth by telling that Ben was desperate to sleep with Ronnie in the same bed and so he was "Alright, that's cool, I'll make that sacrifice." And what's Bens reaction to Perry revelation? He goes to Perry and punches him right into his crutch. He will take every opportunity to get to a mans crotch. He has to make up 23 years. The one thing I didn't want to see though was Perry scratching his balls. But I guess the viewer has to make sacrifices, too.

The New Orleans photoshoot assignment was to create a gothic scene amongst the graves of the Lafayette Cemetery and to showcase very deep emotions without moving too much. And I was like "Nooooo.... Ben's not good at body language and facial expressions... He's good at getting naked. Get him to Russia RIGHT. NOW!" but surprisingly he did very well. He did a great job giving some cemetery- inspired faces and even incorporating Dennis the crow into the shoot he did a great job and held strong although Dennis tried to eat him and after failing with that he shit on his jacket. But as Ronnie said: Bird shit brings good luck.

Other than Ben the photographer didn't like Perry, Ronnie and Shannon too much. Ronnie was too stiff, Perry had a tendency of being too severe and Shannon was "too dead", pretending to be dead. Shannon really sucked. She lay/ stood there, bored as hell, so one could think she actually really is a dead corpse. But that was not the task. Ronnie also didn't like Shannons overall performance, but analyzing every little fart she did he almost got a little annoying to me.

Getting to dinner the first course was turtle soup. I would've rejected it and so did Perry because he owns a turtle, but Holly didn't seem to understand how one could reject turtle soup. "We kill squirrels in our house. We make squirrel gravy. Okay?" Oooh, you dirty country tomboy. Wonder if you can combine squirrel gravy with fried pig feet. Delicious.

Next day the remaining 5 models were taken to some property where hurricane Katrina had destroyed everything. And being able to use their model status for a good cause the task was to help to build a home for Sherry, who had lost everything. I mean, that's a great tragedy and a good cause and all that but my man Ben wearing some loincloth that said "Help build!" working his hammer and creating a house out of wood wearing that tight little shirt... I am still breathing into my paper bag.

For the runway they had to choreograph an own dark and dramatic show. Shannon came up with the idea of "being a high priestess and everybody wanting to kill each other." I'd say it got a little weird. This guy who had been on the "Meet the Models"- Show whose name I can't remember got the point: "People don't do shows like that anymore." The show looked kinda awkward and the plastic skull didn't help it at all, but at least Ben seemed to have found "his thing."

Cory told Ben that he did "really really well", his "stiffness worked out to his advantage this time" and for the first time they really saw versatility in Bens face and so Ben was safe for this week. But again he didn't win because of squirrel killing eager beaver Holly. I'm annoyed by those girls. Shannon and Ronnie are up for the vote and I just hope that Americas sees Shannon as the bitter party pooper I see her.

Get that Shannon out! And no Adnan next week. Puh- leeeeze.

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 9. Recapped.

2008-03-07T12:25:00.016-06:00

[To get to all of my screen captures please return tomorrow, I'll upload them tonight]

After Christian won his fierce check, I really thought me and the reality TV goddess were cool again.. But someone up there really seems to love messing with me.

Ben, Frankie and Casey were up for the vote and America had decided who can't be made into a supermodel. Tyson was not looking as tight as usual, just wearing a black shirt. I was a little disappointed in my latest fashion prototype. Whatever, Frankie had to go. So far so good, although I totally would get Frankie into my bedroom if I'd ever get a chance, I didn't like his arrogance and all that childish behavior was just a little too much. No 100 grand for your chick...

Back home Shannon was really excited about Frankie being eliminated as she did not have to listen to his "combination of Fran Drescher, a dolphin and a blender- laugh". Later Tyson announced, that it's Niki Taylors birthday and that they are throwing a huge party for her. Therefore the boys decided to create a little serenade and the girls made a cake while arguing with the boys. Again ~~Cannon~~ Shannon got kinda bitchy. "So I'm here and unfortunately I have to do this with a number of jerks and thats... umm... unfortunate." Don't know what she had stepped into, but her mood was kinda weird that day.

Then we got to Niki Taylors birthday party. So that's how Niki Taylor celebrates birtday.. Candles and balloons.. Compared to that my last birthday party feels like total superstardom. All the party guests had a great time when the boys where whining their serenade but Shannon had a feeling that "Niki liked the cake much better as she had something to take home with her." This chick got issues.

Their first challenge this week was a video shoot for some client I had never heard of before. Although they all were like "Wooooow!" I'm sure half of them haven't, either. For the shoots they were paired up as the director thought it was the best match and therefore they had to try out different combinations. And there it was. The moment I've been waiting for since Episode 1. Since Episode 0, if "Meet the Models" counts. The task was to create a situation of two lovers making out, just getting ready to go to their private room. Ben was standing there and out of nothing he suggested "You can pair me up with Ronny!" YES! He confessed! Without thinking the truth finally slipped out of his cute mouth and thank god the photographer was not as prude as bigot Holly and gave it a try. And both of them were enjoying it so much, you could feel the sexual eruption right there. Well, at least I could feel it. But just before they were about to get naked and show all of those stiff deadheads how real love is execute, the photographer interrupted and replaced Ronnie with Holly. YOU STUPID ASS, YOU! I could have jumped into my screen and choke him right there. But at least he gave me one minute of pure gay joy. I'm sure they continued what had been started later that day.

Next day the models had to get up at 7:30 AM to get to Bloomingdale's where they had to be brand amabassadors for that day. They had to select outfits and learn every single fact about the clothes they were wearing, then they had to present it to this Bloomingdale's chick and she decided whether the models were presenting their outfits to real clients or not. Ronnie almost didn't pass the test by using the "p- word". Did anyone know, that "polyester" is the "p- word"? At least they didn't censor it so I got to know the "p- word". And then Mrs. Bloomingdale announces "You all may go out. Except Ben." What?? I mean..... what? Mean whore! Go Destiney, give it to her! (imagine "Mrs. Bloomingdale" instead of "Kristy Joe") You also can replace "Kristy Joe" by "Jennifer Starr", being asked if she thought that Ben would have been able to handle that situation, she said "No." Mean whore! How can you not even give him a chance to prove you... right... Ugh.

In the end Mrs. Bloomingdale was very satisfied with all of them saying that she'd hire them all right now. And she would have hired Ben, too, if she knew about his emotional struggles and sexual confusion.

This weeks runway walk was about embodying the brand they were wearing, unfortunately no one told them anything about the brands. At least it wasn't shown. So how do you embody Ralph Lauren, if you don't know what the brand stands for? Try to walk like a Ralph Lauren walks? Whatever. Again I was disappointed in my cute little black fashion guru. What was up with that tie? First I thought it was fruit, then I saw it was some funny flowers, which didn't make it better at all. In the changing room we saw Ben wearing white and orange Ginch Gonch briefs. What married, straight male would wear white and orange Ginch Gonch briefs? Another clue, Ben, another clue.. A little too obvious for me. I think he wants us all to know about his new preference without actually telling.

In the end Holly got winner of the week, Shannon and Perry were safe, Ronnie, Ben and Casey are up for the vote. I couldn't believe it. The video director said that Holly was really bad in the beginning, much too stiff and too mechanical. Mrs. Bloomingdale said that Perry was a little too over- energized and Niki and Jennifer thought his walk was boring. And they are safe instead of Ronnie, who did well in every challenge of this week, just because he didn't "stand out"? So I just have to pray twice as much so that Casey gets eliminated next week. No offense to Casey, but I need my two gay boys in that finale! So Casey, it's time to pack your bags and get the hell out of gay mansion because the cutest couple ever is not going anywhere.

I'll skip that whole Adnan Ghalib story.

Something commendable on the brink.

2008-03-05T16:37:00.010-06:00

From time to time we have to save the world... So here we go. Well, actually this topic is a very serious one and personally I'm more supportive of animal rights than I am of human rights, but I don't wanna get too serious in this blog, so I'll limit to posting the pictures ;o)

Above there's Americas Next Topmodel judge Nigel Barker supporting the Humane Society of the United States with their fight against Canadas commercial seal hunt. He is taking photos of the seals and landscape and has created a shirt supporting the Humane Society. And although this is really serious and I agree with everything he has to say..... I had no idea Nigel Barker is actually looking that handsome! He's now added to my list of preferred future husbands.

Click here/ here to read his blog entries referring to the topic, click here to learn more about the Protect Seals Project of the Humane Society.

If embedding works, you can watch the short clip about Nigel Barkers first visit to a harp seal nursery here:

Also Bree, former contestant on VH1s "The Shot" has posted some pictures she has taken for PETAs "I'd rather go naked than wear fur." and "Ink, not mink."- campaigns. Click here to have a look at all the pictures.

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Always be good to animals (and humans of equal intellect). They can't defend themselves.

I am so not going to watch this.

2008-03-04T18:38:00.008-06:00

Domenico???
Why has no one told me about that?
What's so special about Domenico? He doesn't even look good.

I just don't get it, there are just so many reality TV personalities out there who deserve to get their own show (just thinking of Hottie, Serious, Bootz, Buckwild, Angelique, Amanda Ireton or Dani) and he is getting one? I'm confused. Again. And again.

He must have sucked some huge dicks at MTV...

Probably I am going to watch it since I am addicted to reality TV but most definitely I will not enjoy it! Promise.

Ronnie Kroell Jr. for President in 2020!

2008-03-01T15:27:00.011-06:00

At least this is what his MySpace is suggesting. If you're a fan of Ronnie Kroell Jr. of "Make me a Supermodel" you need to ch- ch- check it out! Although it may be hard to "friend" him since he hasn't logged in for about a month, you still can have a look at all his cute pictures. Sweet Jebus..

Here's a tiny little preview, in case I am hurting anyones rights using those pictures on my blog, please contact me and I'll delete them immediately.

Further below you'll find a video of Ronnie performing "I'm too sexy" with his cats.

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 8. Recapped.

2008-03-01T12:56:00.021-06:00

[To get to all of my screen captures, click here.]

Wintertime! I love romantic settings. Wintertime in New York City is definitely one of them. Ben and Ronnie woke up watching the snow falling and all Ben had to say was "Damn." Wannabe straight men just don't feel romance even if it is punching them in the face. But that's just another reason for his charme, he's just playing his role perfectly. Deep inside he knew he wanted to jump out the door giggling, making snow angels with Ronnie.

But before that, he had to go to meet the judges who were going to announce the viewers decision of who was going home. Jacki, Perry and him had been up for the vote. Thankfully they sent Jacki home instead of Ben. Although in my eyes Perry should have been eliminated. He's just not pretty. But in some cases I just don't see what a real casting director sees. With Jacki being eliminated Shannon and Holly were now the last women standing, facing five guys.

The challenge for this week took all the models on a winter weekend. The assignment was all about motion and capturing movement so they had to be in full control of their bodies and body language as well as of their facial expressions. I really liked this one although nobody had to get naked because it was just so natural. Unfortunately Ronnie and Ben again weren't teamed up, so they could not show any "motion in the snow" but it went rather well for both of them. Ronnie, who had to shoot with Perry, did a great job so that Jennifer Starr later even felt the need to apologize to him for her criticism. Ben also got a cute shot although the photographer found fault in his lack of variety of expressions.

But what I liked most about the photographer (can't remember his name, but he had done somehting for Harpers Bazaar somewhen so I'm sure you all know him) was the fact that he was actually the first person criticizing Frankies geeky smile. You know, his boyish way of opening his mouth as if he had no control over his facial muscles... He looks ridiculous with his mouth open. But still not ridiculous enough to not adore him. Bad for him, his smile sent him right back to New York whereas the other models got to stay in the mountain lodge until the next day. But after seeing what happened next I wish it would have been Ben.

The next day the six remaining models had to compete against each other in two teams, one of them consisting of Perry, Ronnie and Casey, the other one consisting of Shannon, Holly and Ben. It all started with some comment from Ben about Perry and him both having two women on their teams. Right there Ronnie seemed to be pissed and also Holly felt that Ben had crossed a line, but a comparison to women? Could imagine worse... What really upset me was another comment. The challenge was to build a snow sculpture as tall as the tallest one of their teams, so Ronnie, Casey and Perry decided to build some kind of snow tower (see above). Ben felt that it looked like a penis and kept saying "This is gay. This is really gay". He summarized his thoughts by stating "You can't make a supermodel out of some gal that makes penises in the snow. That's not respectable in any kinda way." Not respectable? I would never have expected to hear some immature crap like that from Ben. Underlining his frustration he had to crash the snow penis.

I was shocked and feared that there would not be any kind of making out between Ben and Ronnie at all after that, but as soon as I had swallowed my anger and tried to understand the whole thing it all became crystal clear. Being confronted with some handsome and adorable gay guy, Ben had to face his own sexual confusion. Being a prison guard in Nashville, TN there is no other way than being straight and marrying ~~a beautiful~~ some woman. He never even was introduced to the possibility that one man can be in love with another man. Now he had the time to think and there probably were some really deep emotions burgeoning in him so he realized "Yes, I am at least bi- curious." But of course he had some huge problems dealing with the whole situation and sexual frustration so in this very moment it all just broke out. Awwwwwwwwwww..... I love my story. And I'm beginning to believe it.

Back home Ronnie confronted Ben with his immature and hurting behavior, telling him that all those comments "took him to a really dark place in his life where he already had gone through all of this, being called names and being beaten up" and that "his respect is something he doesn't hand out just to everyone." He really had some deep thoughts but as soon as Ben said "Sorry. Didn't mean to hurt you." Ronnie forgave and forgot. Sweethearts are fast forgivers. This is just love.

Damn, I really feel thrown back to my bitter gay youth... Philipp, if you're reading this, I am still waiting for you.... Poor, I know.

The runway challenge was to step onto a moving platform striking three poses. Sounds easier than it is. Shannon and Holly even had to stand strong in those shoes! (Picured above) Runway wasn't that exciting, none of them looked really stunning and/ or graceful, Holly did the best, Casey did the worst, lalala. What came as yet another shock was Bens answer being asked "Do you consider youself being sexy?" Ben: "No." He wasn't even thinking. Not for a second. Poor little Ben never was lucky with the girls (and never got to kiss the boy he always wanted to kiss) so he never had the greatest self esteem. Isn't that just heartbreaking? I so wanted to see Ronnie hugging him, wiping a tear of Bens cheek and telling him how beautiful he is. I think I kinda created my own little soap opera and I love it.

Ben, Frankie and Casey are up for the vote and I pray Ben gets to stay another week so my soap opera can continue. Otherwise my head has to create some "Behind the scenes"- scenario and that'll be way more work than just misinterpreting reality. So please, reality TV goddess (whom I still haven't given a name yet), let my Ben stay another day (click for some fine music). If last week was pure comedy, this week was pure tragedy. I can't believe how much I am into the whole Ronnie and Ben thing. I need to find a man real soon...

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 7. Recapped.

2008-02-26T16:48:00.027-06:00

[Click here to get to all of my screen captures.]

Let me tell you the story of Ronnie and Ben... People I have to tell you, those two are the best thing that happened to me in a very long time. I already had lost my belief in true love. But before I'm starting to hyperventilate again, I'll just stop rhapsodizing those two fine pieces of human art and get to recapping the latest episode of Make me a Supermodel.

Just be asured there'll be a set of screen captures showing Ben and Ronnie on my Flickr very soon. Hell I wouldn't say that to anyone else, but for you two I'm available for a threesome. Or foursome. Or gang bang. Just CONTACT ME! NOW! Alrighty, I'm hyperventilating.

This weeks episode started with Ronnie confessing "I love you Ben." I'm already melting. This is going to be one hell of a one- sided recap, sister.. Maintain, maintain..

Stephanie had to go. I was feeling kind of sorry because I liked Stephanie, at least more than I was feeling Frankies cocky attitude. But then again there's Frankies amazing facial structure and the charme that is surrounding childish dumbasses.. To be honest I didn't care as long as Ronnie and Ben got to spend another week together. Tyson was looking tight as usual.

As soon as Ronnie and Frankie got back they all got a new haircut. As I have watched all the past episodes during the last 3 days I was like "What? Do they need new haircuts twice a week?" but a month had passed already.. Time flies. Kudos to Frankie who was brave enough to let the Fabio haircut go and was he looking good cut short. Maybe I felt that way because he was looking much gayer.

[Jacki]

The assignment for the remaining models was to get out of their comfort zone, shooting in a water tank outside in winter paired with a Britney snake. I was so sorry for Casey, whom I like since he expressed his really deep thoughts on love, because he really was afraid of snakes. Surprisingly, he did a really great job.

[Ronnie]

On the other hand, Ben wasn't that great shooting.. Of course not.. "Pretend to be living in that water tank..." How does one know what it's like living in a water tank? Ben is able to afford an apartment, yet. Freaks..
[Frankie]

Runway even held another surprise. They had to work with big... [oooooooh, what are they going to bring up now....] head pieces! Well... Reading it now it's a pretty lame joke... But I was laughing my cute ass off.. Drunk much? Maybe.. But the real challenge was to walk with real animals. And what did they bring? Ducks! And goats and sheep and a poodle and a peacock but mainly they brought DUCKS! How do they know I love ducks? How to they know I love hot men? (Well I guess this one isn't hard to tell) How do they know I love skin? How do they know I love a cute gay love story that is going to end tragically because of prejudices, social guidelines and an alibi marriage? Someone at BravoTV really knows how to push my buttons. Scary.

Ronnie told Sheepy the sheep to better bring its A game to the runway or he's turning it into a sweater. Thank god Sheepy totally understood. Ronnie did the best this time.

And then there were Lucy and Nigel, the ducks. I had such a hard time breathing because I just couldn't stop laughing. Those two aliferous bitches were so not runway. Nigel was quacking his ass off and Lucy almost flew away, but their partners, Frankie and Shannon, did a great job. I guess. Couldn't see that much with tears in my eyes.

Click here to see Lucy rehearsing. (It's just too annoying to upload that much pictures into the script.)

As I said, Ronnie won this week, and being asked who he thinks should be in the bottom three, he chose Ben? After recovering from my collapse I had to rewind the episode. Did he say Ben? Those gay men are backstabbing &$=%)§, but at least he added he "loves Ben". Maybe he was just trying to force Ben into being more intimate with him to avoid further betrayal. I aint mad at him. I know the struggle of being gay.

Ben, Jacki and Perry are up for the vote and I am going to kill somebody if Ben loses against those two.

Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 7. Lucy Rehearsing Special.

2008-02-26T16:47:00.001-06:00