Make me a Supermodel. Season 1. Episode 7. Recapped.

[Click here to get to all of my screen captures.]

Let me tell you the story of Ronnie and Ben... People I have to tell you, those two are the best thing that happened to me in a very long time. I already had lost my belief in true love. But before I'm starting to hyperventilate again, I'll just stop rhapsodizing those two fine pieces of human art and get to recapping the latest episode of Make me a Supermodel.

Just be asured there'll be a set of screen captures showing Ben and Ronnie on my Flickr very soon. Hell I wouldn't say that to anyone else, but for you two I'm available for a threesome. Or foursome. Or gang bang. Just CONTACT ME! NOW! Alrighty, I'm hyperventilating.

This weeks episode started with Ronnie confessing "I love you Ben." I'm already melting. This is going to be one hell of a one- sided recap, sister.. Maintain, maintain..

Stephanie had to go. I was feeling kind of sorry because I liked Stephanie, at least more than I was feeling Frankies cocky attitude. But then again there's Frankies amazing facial structure and the charme that is surrounding childish dumbasses.. To be honest I didn't care as long as Ronnie and Ben got to spend another week together. Tyson was looking tight as usual.

As soon as Ronnie and Frankie got back they all got a new haircut. As I have watched all the past episodes during the last 3 days I was like "What? Do they need new haircuts twice a week?" but a month had passed already.. Time flies. Kudos to Frankie who was brave enough to let the Fabio haircut go and was he looking good cut short. Maybe I felt that way because he was looking much gayer.

[Jacki]

The assignment for the remaining models was to get out of their comfort zone, shooting in a water tank outside in winter paired with a Britney snake. I was so sorry for Casey, whom I like since he expressed his really deep thoughts on love, because he really was afraid of snakes. Surprisingly, he did a really great job.

[Ronnie]

On the other hand, Ben wasn't that great shooting.. Of course not.. "Pretend to be living in that water tank..." How does one know what it's like living in a water tank? Ben is able to afford an apartment, yet. Freaks..
[Frankie]

Runway even held another surprise. They had to work with big... [oooooooh, what are they going to bring up now....] head pieces! Well... Reading it now it's a pretty lame joke... But I was laughing my cute ass off.. Drunk much? Maybe.. But the real challenge was to walk with real animals. And what did they bring? Ducks! And goats and sheep and a poodle and a peacock but mainly they brought DUCKS! How do they know I love ducks? How to they know I love hot men? (Well I guess this one isn't hard to tell) How do they know I love skin? How do they know I love a cute gay love story that is going to end tragically because of prejudices, social guidelines and an alibi marriage? Someone at BravoTV really knows how to push my buttons. Scary.

Ronnie told Sheepy the sheep to better bring its A game to the runway or he's turning it into a sweater. Thank god Sheepy totally understood. Ronnie did the best this time.

And then there were Lucy and Nigel, the ducks. I had such a hard time breathing because I just couldn't stop laughing. Those two aliferous bitches were so not runway. Nigel was quacking his ass off and Lucy almost flew away, but their partners, Frankie and Shannon, did a great job. I guess. Couldn't see that much with tears in my eyes.

Click here to see Lucy rehearsing. (It's just too annoying to upload that much pictures into the script.)

As I said, Ronnie won this week, and being asked who he thinks should be in the bottom three, he chose Ben? After recovering from my collapse I had to rewind the episode. Did he say Ben? Those gay men are backstabbing &$=%)§, but at least he added he "loves Ben". Maybe he was just trying to force Ben into being more intimate with him to avoid further betrayal. I aint mad at him. I know the struggle of being gay.

Ben, Jacki and Perry are up for the vote and I am going to kill somebody if Ben loses against those two.